Is there any danger of inhaling some noxious gas from these faux
formage melting events? Are Kuwait Masks in order? Do you actually
eat these racers after meltdown? and how do you declare a winner? Is
it the person getting hit by Martha Stewart? Is the cheese all
purchased at the same place or do can some nameless individuals
cheat and use cheese that has been stored at the local atomic power
plants?

Oh never mind all my answers except the last are here:

http://www.apsmithadsl.plus.com/cheese/

I see they say it was invented by those brits... perhaps we should
have some 'american' cheese racing.